Sexual Vignettes

I have had a few sporadic, erotic encounters over the past couple of weeks, pretty much leading up to the last encounter with “Booth" (and a couple after him...); none of them inspire a complete entry to themselves, yet some, I think, are humorous, therefore worthy of a small compilation.

Old Dick-18FEB2011

Riding around the “Pickle-Park" on a Friday night, I spot this truck I had never seen before moving amongst the twinks & trolls. The guy was working his brakelights for all he was worth. This is an automatic “yellow flag" to me as it usually indicates an old desperate troll. I circled a few times and ended up at Ramp 1. the truck was pulled in and the driver was standing along side of his truck. I circled once and pulled up to see what it was all about. Just as I feared; an old troll, Face wrinkled like a worn out saddlebag from bygone frontier days. I seriously doubt he was an attractive man in his younger days, let alone the present. he had his cock out, stroking, and I shot a pic; I told him I was waiting to meet someone else and would talk to him later if my ‘trick' didn't show...Yeah I know...I'm a nasty bitch...But I didn't have the heart to ‘just say NO' (Sorry Nancy Regan...) and dash his hopes...

Nervous ‘Newbie'-23FEB2011

Out cruising Wednesday afternoon, I noticed this white Lincoln in the park...The guy looked young and very nervous. I had never seen this car before, and I'm quite sure my Crown Vic spooked him. I brakelighted him but he drove completely out of the park. A bit later he reappeared at the modern outhouse. I saw the car parked and followed in, COOLPIX in tow...Nice lookin guy...a bit chubby, and had a “Shake-n-Bake" tan... How Déclassé...

He turned around, sporting this ‘Cocktail weenie'. I went down on it reluctantly, as I was hoping for a bit more. I easily deep-throated this one. I fellated him for a while, but nerves got the better of this ‘Newbie", and he zipped up, signalling he was done. I walked out to my car and as I approached his, I noticed on the back windshield, one of those ‘In Memory of...' decals that have become so popular among the rednecks in KY. The closer I got I could see a religeous verse; His mother's name and her date of birth & death. Now here's the Cruising Tip of the Week: If you are NEW, nervous and struggling to maintain a low, anonymous profile, it's not wise to drive a vehicle that has such a decal on it stating your last name! How Déclassé...

Water Sports, Anyone??-25FEB2011

About 2:30 A.M. I decide to hit Walmart...the only civilized time of day to go and not be barraged by hoards of people you know. Walmart in  ‘Hooterville' is about the only social center one has besides the Churches. I gather and purchase the things I need and start for home. I am wide awake. “What the hell, I'll drive down to the lake" I think...“No one will be there but...eh, it's something to do". so I drive to the spillway and as luck would have it there is someone there. A white customized van I recognized from several years ago...He's an older guy...short stocky but not fat, kind of reminds one of Ernie Keebler in the face but not quite that old, and bow-legged...VERY bow-legged. Years ago, I played with this guy,& fucked his hole. Actually I played with him a couple of times and learned he loved “Golden Showers". The first time we played we were at Ramp 1, both of us buck naked and he asked for my “warm stream..." And I gave it to him; as soon as my hot piss hit his cock, he shot what seemed to be gallons of spunk.

I pulled up beside the van & chatted for a bit; Apparently I woke him up. I apologized and he said he was going to ‘cruise' a bit and was I going to be around. Remembering I had a gallon of milk in the trunk of my car, I said I would but I had to run home for a bit before the milk spoiled. I flew home & threw the milk in the 'fridge. I then grabbed my COOLPIX and a HUGE Mountain Dew & headed back to the lake. I wasn't interested in a no-recip blow, but I WOULD give him what he likes; a Golden Shower. I pulled up to him & we chatted a bit;

“You still gotta piss?"

“Yeah...my bladder is full..."

And that said, he got out of his van and began to disrobe. I fired up the COOLPIX and...

He stood in front of me, dick to dick, stroking and I began to urinate on his hard dick. the second the hot, recycled Mt. Dew hit his cock he shot...and shot...and shot...grunting all the way. Finally, as I finished pissing, he stopped, puffing and panting and muttering “Damn that was good!" He grabbed a towel for each of us; I didn't really need one but sorta stood and held it anyway. He then dressed, thanked me and crawled into his van and went to sleep. Funny...the time I fucked him I never noticed he was uncut...

Après Rant Delight!

After a shitty day of spilling my guts digitally, and freeing myself of useless drama, I felt the need to get out a bit. I was operating under the impression that I MAY get my UE check this evening. Nothing so far, so I head to the spillway. No where else to go when there’s no cash on hand. So I threw my last $10 in the gas tank of the gas-whore I drive and headed off with a couple Mt. Dew’s and a fresh pack of smokes. I get to the lake and nothing there. It’s about 8:30PM , so I’m thinking ill hang for a bit and see what happens. A little black ford truck pulls in. I don’t recognize it at first, but upon closer inspection, it’s the guy I have always referred to as “Santa quits being Santa, loses a lot of weight and buys himself a Harley and starts riding with the Hell’s Angels.”…you have to be there I guess…Anyway “Santa” has a huge dick but disrespected me once about 10-15 years ago and I don’t issue 2nd chances. So I sat and watched him wag his semi-hard cock at me; nice dick too, I’d say a good 8”…but not for me…so I left to circle a bit. In rides this lil Nissan…BRAND NEW…still had the stickers on the windows…and those damn bright blue lights. I hate those blinding things. Now it has been my experience that this kind of car usually means pretentious queen or a kid who mommy and daddy have ‘spoiled’ with a new car. So I move on to the ramp. Nothing there. I sit for a few minutes at LEAST expecting a show from “Santa” …he never shows. In fact, I notice a bit later he left altogether. Ah well…now diss me again motherfucker!

So I ride back to the actual spillway. The Nissan is parked backed in. I can see a silhouette under the picnic pavilion, a lit cigarette and the light from an Iphone or one of it’s relatives. This tended to further my conviction that this was a kid. He steps into the dim light. Zip-hoodie and sweatpants. Hoodie is up, concealing his face. More confirmation this is a kid. I begin to circle again and notice the kid is half-assed following me. I’m not interested. At least at the time. Plus he’s BLINDING me with those damn blue lights. We circle over to the ramp again then back to the main park. I pull down to the actual splashbox and park…he pulls in and parks and a truck circles through. This made me a bit uneasy as there were lights on the top like a local cop, fireman or the park ranger, but NO emblem on the doors. I see the silhouette again get out of the car and head to the men’s room. Now this particular men’s room is actually a well designed ‘outhouse’; no actual plumbing just a makeshift commode and a deep hole in the ground walled in by cinder blocks . I am NOT having sex in this stinking mess. So I sit in my car until he gets in HIS car. I start my engine and so does he. He pulls out in front of me, thank God, so I’m not blinded by the lights. I circle thru the little ramp to see what was in the white truck and to make sure it was not some kind of authority. It wasn’t. Breeder kids lookin for a place to fuck. The Nissan has backed into the same parking space as before and walked up to the bathrooms. Now they are locked, but I wasn’t gonna tell him; I wanted to see what he was up to. So he walked back and I am thinking to his car. But no, he goes to the pavilion. I sit in my car for a moment and decide “what the fuck…I’ll go AT LEAST talk to him”. So I walk up to the pavilion. I speak first thinking “OK let’s get this over with….”

“I see you got a new toy today…”

“Yeah I haven’t actually bought it yet…I wanna drive it a couple days first to see if I like it.”

Surprise! A fairly deep masculine voice. This is NOT a kid. So we chat briefly about the car and as soon as there is a lull in the conversation;

“So what are you looking for tonight?” he says.

“Oh I just had to get outta the house a bit; thought I’d ride down and see what pops up… you?”

Cheesy…I know…but it works on these country guys…

“I’m wanting to get my dick sucked…”

“I think I may be able to accommodate that…Can I make pictures of it?”

“Sure”

He then stands up and immediately drops the sweatpants. It’s dark and I cannot see.

“wait a minute, I’ll be right back…”

I go to my car and grab my trusty Nikon COOLPIX and make my way back to the pavilion. I know he’s thinking I would leave. He’s still standing the sweats are pulled back up. They quickly come back down and he sits on the tabletop with his feet in the benches. I start making these;

What a nice cock! Uncut, My personal favorite…a bit odd in that it was small at the base…then got thick and wide about an inch up the base “blossoming” into a tasty morsel of a cock. I made a few pix, these are the only 2 worth keeping…and immediately went to work on the uncut. The guy laid back and began to moan a bit. I took it into my mouth as far as I could and began sucking. I believe I stated in this post, that “either my deep-throating abilities were getting better or I over estimated his penis length”. Apparently my deep-throating is getting better because this was a sizable cock; 7 to 7.5” at least. And ROCK solid HARD. I would take it out of my mouth and lick up the shaft in hopes of finding a soft area near the Frenulum in hopes of leaving “My Mark”. his cock was so hard that there was no loose skin at all. Definitely NOT a kid but not an older guy either… I gave up on the “Hickey” and began fellating him in earnest. this whole time i was massaging his hole. I finally slipped a fingertip in and got just past the first set of muscles and continued to massage. He moaned at a whisper several times “suck it”... “suck that dick” and soon it became “Do you want that cum?” (at least he didn’t call me ‘Baby’ Like my Latin bud...). He really seemed to enjoy the finger, the mouth the whole situation. So about 5-6 minutes into this, I have a mouthful of his hot DNA. He must have been very horny when he got to the park. I think…even though it was dark… that it surprised him that I ‘drank’ him. So we made the obligatory chit-chat on our way to our respective cars. I slipped him my phone number, email address and Url to this blog, saying “Here…you will be able to see your pictures here…” he promised to look me up next time he’s in town….we will see. I’m not counting on it. I didn't realize until I got home and started downloading the pictures what a furry ass he has! After seeing this, I DO hope I hear from him again...And I have GOT to start keeping my COOLPIX in my pocket!!

P.S.:

As I sat typing this out, I kept getting the faint scent of cologne. It's not a scent I recognize. I began to sniff around and notice my fingers..the ones that massaged and penetrated his hot hole... smell of cologne & his ass...Not a dirty "Shit-Smell" but kinda..."Anal sweat & cologne" mixed. Im rather enjoying 'wearing' him...

The PERFECT Uncut!

Is this not the most perfect uncut ya ever saw? This guy was on Cam4 a couple weeks ago, and went by the nickname "SIKEA"...I grabbed a few pix and his profile pic (The largest pic here was his profile pic...). I was going to link to his profile and get him some exposure, but apparently he's a one-trick pony; his profile has been deleted. Too bad because I sure would have loved to see that in action again!!

Decisions, Decisions...

Screw it! I'll take 'em ALL......

Docking on Cam4...

These 2 "straight" guys are playing on Cam4 Right now, and this was one of the most awesome dockings I've ever seen...considering I haven't seen many...was truly hot!!!

Instructional Video; "How to Properly Cleanse an Intact Penis"...

One of the major concerns for circumcision is for hygiene, with the assumption that uncut dicks are dirty and cannot be kept clean. Of course, nothing could be further from the truth, as it is so easy (and pleasurable) to pull the foreskin down and wash the head! There are a few guys don't do observe proper hygiene; I was once about to suck a hot uncircumcised dick began to pull back the foreskin, and it was so dirty, skinning the foreskin back sounded like Velcro tearing apart. I excused myself from this gentleman stating I needed to "Go find some crackers, because he had PLENTY of cheese…" If you have questions, or need further instruction, take a few minutes to watch this video, as this fine young uncut man Mateo washes his cock while taking a bath…

Not entirely sure I would use a loofah on the delicate head of an uncut dick... applying a little skin lotion afterwards is a nice touch!