"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
Thanks for stopping by! I realize that there are a million other places on the internet you could be right now - and I'm honored you've at least paused along your path to spend a moment to get acquainted with me. I have striven to avoid the usual cliche`, "schmaltzy" sites, and to make it as sleek and sophistocated as the design. I'm not sure I achieved my goal; some portions get rather "wordy"...brevity is not my strong suit...
For years now, I have wanted a venue through which others can get to know me. Just exactly how DOES one tell complete strangers who you are in 50 words or less? I spend time...TOO much time... in various chat areas on the Internet and meet people there whom I'd like to provide another way to get info about me. After several website failures, I found that Blogger offers something close to a personal site, and I was thrilled that I FINALLY had a way! Hopefully after you have wandered around in here for a while and read my thoughts, you will feel as if we have had a short conversation at a cocktail party or something like that... With a website such as this, others can get a feel for who I am at their own pace and read only the parts which might interest them... Either that or this is just a narcissistic, egomaniacal electronic implementation of an over-developed assumption that others give a shit... I’m not sure yet...
The Stat's
Ok so...let's get this horseshit out of the way right now... Nothing pisses me off more than to be asked 2 things; "ASL?" and/or "Stats?". Particularly when I see ad's on sites that say, in so many words, EVERYONE welcome, then if you email them, first question is "Stats?"...What the fuck is up with that?? CraigsList freaks are THE WORST about doing this. I am posting them only because it seems, in the age of computers and online "hook-ups", its a necessity...
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Statistics marked with an * are subject to change without notice.
I am a relatively average, extroverted yet not flamboyant, sane, educated, Late 40-something, 5'11", 230#, HIV neg as of 28MAY2010, S&P red-haired, smooth, Gay white male, with a zest for life, a slightly twisted point of view and a taste for people who march to the beat of a different Drum. A contradictory nature full of excellent intentions; If one is easily offended or confused, I don’t recommend approaching me. I'm Usually offensive to almost everyone who’s ever met me until they get to know me. those who have taken the time found a true friend. those that haven't....their loss. My sense of humor is biting, sarcastic, dry and can be harmful if swallowed (unless you’re talking about my cum which can be swallowed but I prefer injecting elsewhere). A bit of a gypsy with a bourgeois streak, a hippie sophisticate, wanting to be free and unencumbered...I am a complicated being but I love myself the way I am. I won't have it in any other way. I am not muscled (yet), nor am I morbidly obese, although I do have a bit of a belly. I am single as of 14FEB2010…I think that I have always been exquisite on my own. Less so when partnered...
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I Believe a Man should...
- Expand my horizons as I expand his ... not be hung up on stereotypical definitions of masculinity nor on being gay or queer or a bear ....
- Be as interesting between his ears as he is between his legs ...
- Have a sense of humor that is as large & twisted as his ... well you know ...
- Be as comfortable in a four-star restaurant as he is in the greasiest of greasy spoons, in formal attire as he is in denim & flannel ....
- Revel in the seeming oppositions of complexity/simplicity, professional/working class, young/old, words/silence ... but with regard to the latter should be articulate and not afraid to say what's in his heart ...
- Not necessarily like all my interests (like I have the time for all of them), but be interested in both exploring my interests and sharing his interests with me .... If I wanted someone just like me, I'd get cloned...
The Man behind the 'Sex Addicked'...
“I like flaws and feel more comfortable around people who have them. I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.”
-Augusten Burroughs
I was born in the exotic wilds of a small, quaint, charming, racist, relentlessly ignorant, loving, nosy, phony, adorable, 'special' town in central Kentucky January 27th sometime in the last millennium. My childhood and the teen years were typical and relatively uneventful, filled with the usual things that grinds a kids ass to the bone; I had a Unique religious upbringing; Was baptized into the Presbyterian church as an infant, raised Methodist as a child/teenager; Attended a private Baptist college as a young adult, and my father's side of the family were Catholic. I went to high school and college here in central KY, where I majored in business administration and theatre. Of course, being the dumbass that I am, I dropped out of college to pursue ...ummm...well I don't really remember Why I dropped out... After a few years in Dayton OH., and discovering who and what I am, I moved back to central KY, and embarked on a myriad of jobs; Plastics Plant team lead, VIP rep for Caesar's Indiana, Ticket CSR for Orbitz, and what I Thought would be my last job and career with Nortel in Nashville TN as account manager over Asia. Thanks to our current economy, that is now a distant memory and I am unemployed, and about to return to college, and major in Paralegal. I'm old; Late LATE 40's. I am Heavyset. (subject to change after the holidays) I am not the prettiest flower in the garden. I am FAR from 'Hung'. I am a complete and utter paradox (look it up...) But most importantly, I am living proof that old fat ugly men with little dicks can STILL have a HELL of a lot of sex and fun...
..."Being Gay is WHAT
I am, not
WHO
I am"...
I am, not
WHO
I am"...
I realize, as any rational person would, that this is a sex blog, however I did want to leave a few remarks about me as a person and not just a 'Sex Addicked'. One must understand, this blog and my stories of my sexual escapades is only ONE facet of me as a person. Being gay is what I am, it is not who I am, it is not the total sum of who or what I am all about, and it does not define every moment of my life. I was not acclimated into the gay lifestyle at an early age, so sometimes it confuses and frustrates me. I am not self absorbed, or use material things to boost my self esteem. I am very strong in my personal convictions, but am respectful of other people's points of view. I am very spiritually centered, and try to live my life with a fairly high code of conduct, and respect for all human life. I value, and respect myself, and do not use someone's flesh to validate my sense of self worth. I work on improving my health, and state of mind as I progress in years. I do not understand the gay world's obsession with remaining 20; it is natural to grow older, and hopefully if you are wise, to retain life learned lessons along the way to avoid repeating wound, and hurts from the past. I am eclectic in all areas of my life from music to literature to people to activities. I enjoy the fact that we are all different, and find personal growth in experiencing things that are different from me. I hate labels, and do not understand why people need them to box themselves into corners. Why must we continue to use outwardly things to try to define the essence of who we really are? When in fact, we are a mosaic of many different experiences, and expressions that tend to shape, and mold our lives. I am down to earth, and enjoy spending time with others who have a positive outlook. Energy levels are important to me, as I try to be a very positive thinking person, and do not have time to spend with others who are negative...In fact, of late I'm working on excising ALL negativity, and pretention from my life, including long-standing friendships that apparently were not really friendships at all...Being stuck in this one-horse backwards town, I have decided to try and live and love fearlessly, as a child would. As a daily practice, I try to live in my home town as a tourist, appreciating the way the leaves fall, the flowers bloom, and how the architecture hits the landscape, as if I've never seen it before. I look for new angles... often upward... and revel in the simple pleasures. This has proven to be an almost insurmountable concept, when one is surrounded by ignorance and stupidity...ahh well...
Stunning, my dear...
-Jeffrey
Stunning, my dear...
-Jeffrey
Rest in Peace, Michael...
