HappyNewYear!

"For auld lang syne, my dear, For auld lang syne, We'll tak a cup of kindness yet, For auld lang syne!"

Happy2011!

The Single Tiniest Penis I have EVER seen...

I saw this poor fellow on Cam4 this morning. Quite proud of his tiny peter, he did quite the little "show"...Penis and balls bound, and not one but two of those "egg" vibrators in his ass...One can tell how small by looking at his fingers in comparison to his cock...and I thought I was hung like a hamster...This guy makes ME look like John Holmes...Top row 2nd from the left is his erect profile pic. After I posted the pic above I went back to look again. Dude must love some pain...he added plastic clothes pins...WOW!!

January 2011 Centerfold

January Man

Mark • 48 • New York

Gay and obviously not shy, Mark here is a new friend of mine from Cam4 and has graciously consented to be my first centerfold. Mark is a hot total bottom and exhibitionist from N.Y. Mark does “shows” on cam4 often under the nickname “ExposeMe2All”. A very nice man to talk with , Mark is sporting 6" erect, several tatts, and loves exposing his hot body for everyone to see and use. He told me that his personal best to date is 7 guys , and his fantasy is to be dominated by many . My personal goal is to eat that hole… you can view his cam page here. The last 2 pix are of his show today, 29DEC2010. That's 11" in his hungry hole...Enjoy!

Can you BELIEVE this fuckin' shit???

A long time ago there was this hot older guy on Silver Daddies. He was online and near where I live. I wanted a taste of that hot cock so I email this guy. I say "nice cock." He replies after reading my email and rather rudely I might add "we are both tops sorry but thanks for writing." So then I reply one last time; "I was looking to suck cock tonite I wont bother ya anymore"...and I meant that. This was over 2 weeks ago and I forgot all about it. I usually don't dwell on the ones I find rude....So tonight as I am trying to watch a VERY hot guy on Cam4 I get this string of messages in Yahoo from this dude that I DON'T EVEN remember! This is copied and pasted directly from Yahoo! Archives:

• XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (12/26/2010 11:40:43 PM): I will be in H-burg tomorrow if you want to play XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX@yahoo.com
• itzalsex2me (12/26/2010 11:40:51 PM): ok whos this
• itzalsex2me (12/26/2010 11:40:53 PM): pix?
• XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (12/26/2010 11:41:30 PM): SD we talked yu wanted my cock
• itzalsex2me (12/26/2010 11:41:39 PM): i vaguely remember
• itzalsex2me (12/26/2010 11:41:44 PM): wehre did we talk?
• XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (12/26/2010 11:41:55 PM): I live in *********
• XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (12/26/2010 11:42:11 PM): in one of the chat rooms
• itzalsex2me (12/26/2010 11:42:09 PM): oh wait a minute here
• XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (12/26/2010 11:42:14 PM): SD
• itzalsex2me (12/26/2010 11:42:17 PM): i remember now
• XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (12/26/2010 11:42:29 PM): do you live central KY
• itzalsex2me (12/26/2010 11:42:40 PM): **************
• XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (12/26/2010 11:43:08 PM): yes can you play in the daytime?
• itzalsex2me (12/26/2010 11:43:15 PM): yes
• XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (12/26/2010 11:43:37 PM): My hot cock needs suck dry
• itzalsex2me (12/26/2010 11:43:50 PM): where are u gonna be?
• XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (12/26/2010 11:44:29 PM): goin to stock yards but can come where ever
• itzalsex2me (12/26/2010 11:44:40 PM): oh so ur gonna be in **************
• itzalsex2me (12/26/2010 11:44:47 PM): send me pix
• XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (12/26/2010 11:45:01 PM): I can be for some hot lips
• XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (12/26/2010 11:45:24 PM): My pic on SD don't kw how to send it on here
• itzalsex2me (12/26/2010 11:45:40 PM): SD? im not sure what that is
• XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (12/26/2010 11:45:51 PM): silver daddies
• itzalsex2me (12/26/2010 11:45:53 PM): ooooooooh
• itzalsex2me (12/26/2010 11:45:55 PM): hang on

So I go to Silver Daddies and look him up...Definitely a hot suckable cock but then the memory kicks in here...I find the old emails...and I see RED...

• itzalsex2me (12/26/2010 11:47:21 PM): HOLD THE FUCK UP HERE
• itzalsex2me (12/26/2010 11:47:31 PM): i tried once before and u let me know u were a TOP
• itzalsex2me (12/26/2010 11:47:36 PM): i pass
• itzalsex2me (12/26/2010 11:47:59 PM): ive still got the emails
• itzalsex2me (12/26/2010 11:48:04 PM): no thanks man
• XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (12/26/2010 11:49:28 PM): you sent back you wanted to suck
• itzalsex2me (12/26/2010 11:49:39 PM): yeah i did thats true
• itzalsex2me (12/26/2010 11:49:53 PM): at the time i did...but u were rude as hell i dont play no goddamn kids games
• XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (12/26/2010 11:50:02 PM): are you a top also my bad I am sorry
• itzalsex2me (12/26/2010 11:50:11 PM): ur rude as hell man
• itzalsex2me (12/26/2010 11:50:16 PM): i dont play games
• itzalsex2me (12/26/2010 11:50:28 PM): i got the email proof
• XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (12/26/2010 11:50:43 PM): I am so sorry I didn't mean to be mean please for give me
• itzalsex2me (12/26/2010 11:50:49 PM): jack off dude
• XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (12/26/2010 11:51:25 PM): I will not both you anymore thank you so much for talking to me
• itzalsex2me (12/26/2010 11:51:36 PM): jack off dude best u can hope for

Jeez, just because I top does not mean thats what I want to do EVERY time I am out. I can have fun without fucking a hole...yes...it is my preference but I dont push my desires off on other people....SHEESH what an ASSHOLE!!!! I guess it's what I get for messing with A) older guys and B) Kentucky Rednecks...In the meantime, the hot man on Cam4 slid in a dildo, jacked off, shot and cleaned up after I calmed back down enough to go back and try and enjoy the show!! Thanks a FUCKIN LOT for ruining a perfectly good evening you jerk!!!!

Hard Candy Christmas...

MerryChristmas!

Happy Holidays!!!

"I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day
Their old familiar carols play,
And wild and sweet the words repeat
Of peace on earth, good will to men."

HappyHolidays!

Green River "Tailwaters"

Feebly trying to sort out the skillion pix I have stored on my computer, I ran across these three pix made a long time ago. This is the notorious "spillway" you have read about in my posts. this first pic is of the actual entrance to the park.

This is the Public restrooms in the first part of the park...MUCH DNA has been spilled here...The "Tea Room"... This is where the men "Meet & Greet"...The park actually is quite nice. the area is beautiful and much for families to do and a LOT of fishing to be done here...that is...fishing of a legitimate kind....

This is the the parking lot at Ramp one. This is the area where I made the pix of the "Old Queen Showing Off"

WHY???

Why is it that sometimes I go out in search of THIS;

But all I find is THIS?!?!? Eh...sometimes life is not fair...

Waitress...I'll have one of these, Please....

Hot!!

This is the type man I want for my Centerfold page...just an ordinary guy who likes his picture made...obviously post-sex in this case...any takers?

Sometimes, the Devil has just got to jerk...

This guy is known as "Devils_Grin" on Cam4. I viewed his hot little "show" this evening, when I could between silly-ass Yahoo! messages from Kevin... "Devil" consented to his pix being posted saying "I love the notoriety"...He most definitely got added to the favorite's list...and yes that's his cum on his face and forehead in the 2 upper left pics...apparently he's a 'squirter'...the bottom center pic is his profile pic on Cam4.

Shit...

I may as well delete my Adam4Adam profile; 8 guys on including myself, 4 have pissed me of and proven themselves jerks to the point I have blocked them, and the remaining 3, I am not interested in...what a waste of my time time....Shit....

Latino Christmas Present...

Undressed and about to step into the shower, I caught a glimpse of myself in the bathroom mirror. I noticed something white and a bit crusty in my goatee. I leaned forward a bit and began to claw at it with my fingers and for a split second I didn’t know what it was. Then it hit me. I began laughing out loud and remembering the little bit of fun I had earlier this afternoon at the notorious spillway. The white crusty stuff was dried semen I had sucked out of this hot cock.

We are under several weather advisories, but I HAD to get out of the house for a bit. I was beginning to get a bit of ‘cabin fever’ from staying home way too much. I had a couple of short errands to run also. So once they were done, I thought I would ride down to the spillway and see if anyone was out. I did not expect to see a soul, actually, the weather has kept most guys home or at the ABS’s. I carefully pulled into the main area where the spillway is, as I was unsure of the road conditions. The main roads were clear and dry enough, but some of the side roads were still slick from previous inclement weather. The roads were dry and clear enough, however the only people that were there were fishermen. I did spot an old troll that circles constantly. Uninterested in the troll, I moved on to ramp 1. As I pull onto the road leading to the boat ramp, I spot an old VERY beat-up ford bronco heading away from the ramp. I really didn’t give much thought to it and moved on. I got to the bottom of the hill where the ramp is, and there was no one there. I turned around and decided to circle a bit and then head into town to Wal-Mart. As I started down the hill I met the old troll. At this point I had about decided to give up. Then I met the bronco heading down towards the ramp. I got to the top of the hill…managed to turn around and headed back down from where I came. When I got to the foot of the hill, I could see that the bronco had backed into a parking space and the troll was circling. Now still on a natural ‘high’ from my antics in Muldraugh on Monday night, I was not to be outdone. I turned into the parking lot and backed into a space across from the bronco. The troll was driving slowly in the secondary parking lot flashing his brake lights. Eh…I didn’t care. He finally got to the turn to go back up the hill and stopped. He sat for 3-4 minutes, and when neither the bronco nor I responded he left. At this point the guy in the bronco gets out. I cannot tell too much about him except that he was Latino.

..."Do you want that cum baby?!? Do you want that cum?!?."...

Brown Carhartt-type coat, green camo pants and a green toboggan- “beanie” I think is the current term used for what I always called toboggans. He had on dark glasses. He was a smaller guy, being somewhat shorter than me, but I was unable to tell much more about him due to his apparel. He stood against the bronco and waved at me. I waved back and still not sure of what I was getting into, I put the car in gear and drove past him. This time I got a better look. The guy was quite young. Then it struck me. Is this the guy I 69’ed with earlier this summer? Not to seem too eager I drove up the parking lot towards the entrance again. Before I got to the entrance, the troll pulled in again. I quickly turned into the secondary parking lot and started back towards the bronco. The troll pulled into the main parking lot and started down towards the bronco. I backed into a spot in the secondary and parked. The troll pulled down and took the loop that leads to where I was. I put the car in gear again and went down to the main parking lot and parked a few spaces away from the bronco. I knew this would piss off the troll and he would leave, which he did. The guy in the bronco got out and approached me asking if he could get in my car. I said YES because at this point I knew it WAS INDEED the Latin guy I had played with in summer (But that’ s another story…). He is a hot, good looking kid, somewhere in his mid-20’s I would say, with a handsome baby face. Masculine in his carriage; not muscular, but a tiny bit defined, good body with a nice hot Latin cock to go with it. Not the biggest I have ever had but big enough and nice! We chatted for a bit; he was telling me he was in town to clear up some business he had and thought he would stop in and see if anyone was out. I reached over and felt of his crotch. He immediately began to take down his pants when I stopped him. The car I was in was really not built for such activities. I suggested we get in his bronco if he wanted to ‘play’. He said “sure” so I pulled the car over next to him as he made a feeble attempt to clean out the front seat. I slipped my Nikon into my pocket and got in. he was already fumbling with his pants. “You gotta let me make some pix of ya” I said. Heat first declined but when I explained it would only be of his cock, he was OK with it. I made the pic above first and then proceeded to give him head. I went down on his cock and he began to moan loving every minute. His crotch was clean-shaven and I could smell the scent of the laundry detergent that had been used. I detected the same scent last summer when I first met this guy. I licked on his hard dick up and down the shaft, pausing every now and then to give his balls some attention and massage the hole between his legs. He went wild. About this time the troll returns, driving by very slowly. I don’t think either of us cared. I took the whole of his cock in my mouth and began sucking him in earnest. It didn’t take long; he began asking me over and over “You want that cum, baby!?!”…”You want that cum?!?”. “Baby”? Ummm…ok ill play along…I continued to pleasure him with my tongue and very soon his body stiffened and his moaning increased and I felt the warm gush of his protein in my mouth. I sucked him to completion, and, as with the “Neon Green lighter” I blissfully ‘tortured’ him with my mouth and tongue, as his cock got mega-sensitive and began to go soft. He loved every minute of it. I cleaned him up with my tongue, and he wiped what tiny bit I missed off with the blue towel in the lower right-hand corner of the pic below.

We sat and talked for a bit. He asked where my Crown Vic was. This question kind of caught me off-guard, as I don’t remember exactly what car I was driving the first time I met him. Today I was in another car. As we chatted I reminded him he has my email and phone number. He said “Yes I still have it…” Then he asked where I lived. I told him I was living with family for the moment. Again I am shocked at the hint of him wanting to visit me somewhere other than this fuckin' cruise park! Then due to the fact that the weather was about to get really bad, we parted ways. We both wanted a repeat performance, but neither of us really wanted to get stuck in an ice storm. I drove into town, took care of my business at Wal-Mart and went home .So as I stand in front of the mirror in the bathroom; I can’t help but wonder what the cashier thought about me with cum from this hot Latino cock all over my goatee…probably made ol’ girl’s day…I have got to get my own place SOON…

'Tis the season to be....

Naughty???

Greg and the Neon Green Lighter

I don’t know what is in the air; maybe it’s the holiday season, I don’t really know, nor do I understand, but I have been horny as hell this week. Now one must understand that I am not a total bookstore whore, however when the temperature gets to 13 degrees, sometimes a bitch has got to do what a bitch has got to do…and that cancels cruising and makes the ABS the only option available in these trying times of ‘need’. For the 2nd time in a week I got in the car and drove up to Muldraugh. I went Saturday night to put a tired lying queen in their place, however the weather had kept most everyone out and I didn’t even go in as I was the only one there. I stood and talked with the clerk for a bit and left. That was Saturday night…

Last night, however, was a whole new ballgame. About 10:30, my hormones opted for a drive over to Ft. Knox. I HAD to suck some cock or at LEAST SEE one other than my own!!! I got cleaned up and dressed. Hopped in the car and sped off. I noticed the current temperature as I passed the bank; 13 degrees. Jesus, I hope nothing happens with the car… anyway; I made the drive and pulled into the parking lot. There were a couple of cars, and the current clerk’s vehicle. The one car was a VERY new Caddy or perhaps a crown Vic…I’m not sure which. I go in and the clerk tells me “there’s one guy in the back and he’s HOT!” Now this is all I needed to hear. I dropped my $10 in the door and went back. Nothing in the halls, however I did notice one of the booths was lit to say “occupied”. I walked back to the theater in hopes that the clerk was wrong and there may be yet another person there. I did see 2 other vehicles in the parking lot, however there was no one else there, so I assume the other one was disabled. I left the theater and went back out into the hall. I leaned up against the door-facing where that ridiculous little game machine is and lit a cigarette. The hottie stepped out of the booth. Sure enough, the clerk was correct; the guy was indeed hot. He was somewhere between I’d say 5’8” to maybe 5’10”…a touch shorter than me. He had Dark hair and eyes, His hair having just a touch of gray to it, Just enough to make him sexy as hell. He was not thin, but not fat at all. I’m not really sure how to describe his build; stocky but not stocky; thin but not thin. Black leather jacket, black tee shirt and loose-fitting jeans…kind of what I would refer to as ‘old man jeans’…he was definitely not a slave to fashion, which made this hot man even more attractive to me. He reminded me of a mesh between Kenny Loggins and Kenny Rogers BEFORE he fucked his face up with plastic surgery…It didn’t matter…the guy was hot. I just wasn’t sure he was out to ‘play’.

..."There's one guy in the back, and he's HOT!!"...

He gave me sort of the ‘once over’ when he came out of the booth, and started towards me. I was standing directly in front of the entrance and I feared he had ‘taken care’ of himself and was headed for the door, but pleasantly surprised that he headed for the theater. Not to seem too pushy or eager, I gave it a few moments…time for him to get a seat and settled in and went to the theater myself. I walked in and he was sitting on the blue couch nearest the door. I walked over to the long brown couch and settled in. we watched the straight porn silently. I got up to go piss, and when I came back I noticed with a quick glance to the right and down, a very nice bulge beneath his zipper. I sat back down and continue to watch the movie, looking over at him every now and then to see if he had his cock out or making ANY sign that he was interested. Nothing. I tried a few of my own subtle little ‘tactics’ to try and see if he would bite. Still nothing. Then he started fishing around in his pocket and pulled out a pack of cigarettes. He began fishing again and I saw an opportunity to open a conversation. He was unable to find his lighter. So I piped up “Do you need a light?” “Yeah, if you don’t mind…” he replied. I got up considering feeling him up when I went over but I just couldn’t. He also got up and kind of met me half-way. I lit his cigarette and started to sit back down. He thanked me and I said “I learned long ago when I come to a place like this bring plenty of cigarettes and lighters.” He chuckled and said “yeah…not many people out tonight..” “No”, I replied “13 degree weather has most likely kept everyone in…” And I began fishing in my own pockets. I had 3 lighters, one being a neon green lighter, the kind stores usually give away with a carton…the ones that last about 24 hrs… So I said to him “here, if you are gonna stay a while, just keep this…” and tossed the green lighter to him. He again thanked me, and then silence fell over the room again. He stared directly at the screen the whole time. Never moved. Now most guys that are in these places are at least massaging their cocks through their pants, but not this guy. After about 30 minutes I grabbed my coat and headed for the hall. I wanted a pop. He stopped me as I was walking out and asked if I wanted the lighter back. I told him no he could keep it and I wasn’t leaving at that time. i went to the front of the store got change for the pop machine, grabbed a Mountain Dew and headed back for the theater. I was so hoping I would get back and he would be in some state of undress or at least have his cock out but it was not to be…at that time. So I tried a new tactic. I went in and sat down in the chair very close to where he was sitting. Nothing. Another 30 minutes pass and he finally gets up and goes into one of the booths that does not have a “glory hole”. I very quietly went into the adjoining one and quickly located the “peephole” some queen had drilled out years before. I could see his legs and crotch and he was not playing with himself. His pants were not unzipped. Just standing watching the movie. At this point I am thinking one of 2 things; first of all, this may be his first time at an ABS. Secondly and most disappointing, maybe I am just not his type. Time would tell.

I darted back into the theater staying by the entrance to see what he does when he comes out of the booth. Normally I would not go to such extremes, but what the hell…he was hot. After the light went out I slipped into the theater and sat on the end of the blue couch that he had been sitting at earlier. He came in, sat down next to me and began that ‘death-stare’ at the straight porn again. However THIS time he is obviously relaxing a bit because he begins fondling himself through his jeans. He would do it for a few seconds and stop resting his hands on his cock. I suppose I was to think he was adjusting himself and nothing more, but a few times in a matter of minutes indicated to me that this was not the case. Each time he stopped, he rested his hand on his cock. I waited until he ‘adjusted’ himself one more time and reached over and began massaging his crotch. He moved his hand as I massaged his hard dick. I really couldn’t tell through his jeans how big. I didn’t think it was too big, but it didn’t matter to me. I was much more into what it was attached to. I ran my hand down the inside of his thigh and he spread his legs. “oh yeah…” I thought, “He wants to play”. I then tried to unzip his pants, but he stopped me. It was then and there I was pretty confident that, though this may not be his first time in an ABS, but there had not been many visits. So at this point, I stopped my advances and he got up and left the theater. I sat and listened to hear if he left or if he went into one of the booths. I heard a booth door shut and immediately got up to see which one. He had gone into a booth with a “glory hole”. I popped into the adjoining one and peeped through the hole. I think he was beginning to unzip, saw me and quickly rezipped his pants. Ok so maybe he doesn’t wanna play….I left the booth and decided to let him alone and just wait this out and see what happens. I retreated back to the theater and sat back down on the couch. Eventually he came back in and sat down near me again. I repeated the fondling.

..."I would not go to such extremes. but what the hell...
he was HOT!"...

Now I had committed myself to having this guy, but in the back of my mind, I was so hoping I was not the “winner by default” as I was the only other person. And proof of this was coming. As I fondled his cock through his jeans, we heard the door open. I quickly scooted back over to the end of the couch. In walks this young troll. Yes, people, one does not have to be old to be a troll. Bright yellow coat, fat, more chins than a Chinese phonebook and a bleached out mullet….a tacky-ass, out of style MULLET! Now I know I am not the prettiest flower in the garden but I definitely look better than that. And the competition was on. The mullet walked in , sat on the loveseat directly across from where we were sitting and began staring at hotstuff. We sat silently for a while then the hottie got up adjusted himself and went out into the hall. The mullet also went and I stayed in the theater for a few minutes. Then I also went out into the hall. Hotstuff went into one of the booths left the door open a bit. Mullet thought he was going in but I positioned myself directly across from the door…after a minute or 2 hotstuff came out and went back to the theater with the mullet and me following close behind. The mullet went in and sat on the end of the couch where I had been earlier. I took a seat on the loveseat and hotstuff stood at the door not wanting any part of it. I was now getting pissed because this troll had cramped my style. Hotstuff stood in the door smoking and adjusting himself. The mullet got up and went out into the hall. I was hoping hotstuff would sit down again, but at this point he didn’t. the mullet walks back in and asks if he can sit with me on the loveseat. “sure “ I said, and as soon as his ass hit the cushion I got up and walked back over to the end of the blue couch and sat back down. Hotstuff doesn’t move. After a few minutes hostuff sits back down and the mullet gets up and goes, what I think is back to the hall but I shortly hear the main entrance door open and close. I won! I took my prize from the mullet!!! I may NOT get this man but at least I ran the troll off…I was feeling the same pride and joy like I did the night I took My first, Eugene away from that old troll so many years ago...I felt like a kid again!

Hotstuff is now sitting next to me on the couch again. The cock adjustments are very frequent now and he pulls his shirt up a bit, lips a hand under it and is obviously playing with his nipple. He’s staring straight ahead this whole time, however is well aware that I am watching. The other side of his shirt goes up to reveal a smooth belly and chest. Smooth as a baby’s butt. He’s still working his nipple and I reach over and began to work the other one. Hotstuff goes wild! I tweaked on it and played with it and finally leaned over and bit it and hotstuff goes uber-wild! Twisting and moaning and begging me to pinch or bite them harder. I oblige and work on his nipples. I finally come up for air and the cock I have so patiently been waiting to see is finally out. Not big by any meaning of the word; 6 to 6.5 I would say, Large head and thick. Just right! I immediately lean over and take it in my mouth, my fingers still working on his left nipple. He pulls away from me, stands up and says “you wanna see my nuts?” “Hell yeah I do!” and he drops his pants to the floor. I fondle and suck on his nuts while jacking him off, rubbing my hand up and down the inside of his soft thigh. Each time my hand nears his crotch he spread his legs so I could run my fingers across his hole. I moved my mouth from his nutsack to his cock and he begins to face-fuck me hard and fast. As his cock goes in and out of my mouth at what seemed lightening speed, I found that hot opening and began to massage it. He turned around, shoved his ass in my face and I gladly ate his ass. In the 20 years or so that I have been out, this guy had the cleanest ass I have ever eaten. No odor, no funk, just pure pleasure. He reached around and shoved my face deeper in his ass as he jacked off. I reached up and fondled his balls and ballsack as he jacked and I feasted. He then turned back around and began to fuck my face again. After several minutes I could tell he was beginning to sweat, even in the cold theater. I told him to sit down and once he did I was on his cock with my mouth again. I was in heaven! Hot man laying naked in front of me and I had taken him away from a troll on top if it all. I know knew that I had not won this battle by default. The mullet could have stayed and tried to cock block me. Hotstuff could have easily gone in a booth with the mullet...but he didn't...

..."Fondled his balls
and ballsack
as he jacked
and I feasted"...

I suck on hotstuff’s hard cock and again he stands up he is directly in front of me again, my hands hanging on to his ass-cheeks for dear life as his cock slips into and out of my mouth. He then pulls out, turns around and shoves that sweet ass in my face again…I eagerly ate his ass for a few minutes and then he turns around yet again. I take his cock in my mouth and start sucking and ease my index finger into his wet asshole. ..he grunts and begins repeating “I’m gonna cum; I’M GONNA CUM…and cum he did. Not a massive amount like I was expecting. His cock still in my mouth, my finger buried deep in his manhole he barked at me “DON’T MOVE” and I held still as I felt his cock pulse spilling his hot cum in my mouth. I could feel his prostate pulsing also against the tip of my index finger. I massaged it the entire time I was sucking him and during his overdue orgasm. He puffed and panted and jerked as his cock was now very sensitive as it came out of my mouth. He grabbed a paper towel and cleaned himself up. Hotstuff then asked “ do you come here often?” “eh…every now and then” I replied. I figured this was all over. He redressed then much to my surprise, he pulled out his pack of cigarettes, and a pen, and asked “what’s you number?” I was shocked and stunned that he asked! I immediately gave it to him. He asked my first name and said “thanks” and began to walk out. I said “well hang around, and we’ll do it again!” he said no and that he was late getting home. Well yeah I can see that because it’s close to 4: AM by now. “Here, do you want your lighter back?” holding out the neon green lighter I gave him earlier. “nah…” I said “keep it and think of me when you use it…and oh by the way what is YOUR name?” “Greg” was the reply and with that he bid me a goodnight, thanked me again and was gone, my phone number in tow. This started out as a really bad week but was turning really good really fast. Did a hot man, took him away from a troll and gave him my digits. Things are most definitely looking up. I’m sure I will never hear from Greg but just in case…I will be making sure there’s minutes on my prepaid….

Spam Hits Adam4Adam...

Again having my morning (well...actually afternoon) coffee I engaged in the following email conversation in Adam4Adam The young man was...well correction: the PIC of the young man was indeed hot, however I have been around the block too many times to fall for this. Copied and pasted directly from my email, the reader would want to start at the bottom and read up:

adamM95: you don't have to pay
i'll guide you to avoid charges

ItzAlSex2Me: it will cost and im not paying....thanks for ur time anyway

adamM95: watch me first

ItzAlSex2Me: why dont u allow me to add u as a centerfold on my blog?

itzalsex2me.blogspot.com

adamM95: i'll give u my security link ,BUT dont worry i'll guide you to make it FREE..
cool with u?

ItzAlSex2Me: show where?

adamM95: morning too
i'm doing a nude show ,wanna see me ?

ItzAlSex2Me: morning

adamM95: hello

He will "guide me to avoid charges"? ummm...yeah right...Anyone who can read can see I have no problem getting LIVE sex without paying. So now what would make this guy think I would PAY to WATCH his show when I can be having real sex??...Sorry dude...

Help Wanted!!! Apply within...

Justin_Sideu

Sipping my coffee and browsing in Cam4 this morning, this guy caught my attention. Not bad looking, not really what I would be drawn too. His profile says he's Married and straight (yeah right... with a shitload of guys watching and commenting? yeah he's straight...). But what really caught my attention was his nickname: Justin_sideu . I laughed out loud! What a clever use of one's name to create an online nickname...The chat can be seen in the pic above where he is consenting to allow me to post his pic...

"Elvis"; Irritating...Frustrating...Aggravating...

Years ago, before *I* even had a clue as to what I was, this guy came to do some work on our phones. I can remember thinking way back then; "He's hot as hell!" and not really knowing WHY I thought that. Denial makes for a strange bedfellow I guess...But I digress... It was mid-summer and school was out. I was home and he came into the house with this masculine, handsome, baby face and a hairstyle that immediately made me think of Elvis. Not exactly the style, but along the same lines, and fitting for the early to mid-70's. he was/is very masculine; about my height (5'11") thin, sort of slight in build, and a bit muscular, dark hair and eyes. I didn't realize it at the time but JUST the type I seem to be drawn to...he went about his business fixing the phone system, chatting briefly here and there, and off he went, and never really crossed my mind again...

A little over a year ago, ( I am thinking around one of the Holidays, as I was living in Nashville, and rarely got time to go to an ABS when I came home) I'm at the ABS in Radcliffe KY. It was a weekend night. The old trolls had swarmed, all waiting in vain hopes of a straight couple coming in. I am standing in the hallway and can hear a conversation going on between the clerk and some unknown patron. The manner in which they spoke indicated this person was a 'regular' there. the patron comes into the peeps area. I didn't pay a lot of attention at first, then I spot a handsome man in the hall; devilishly handsome with a bit outdated Elvis hairstyle. He had on a rust colored turtleneck, black jeans and cowboy boots. Now this hot fucker looked familiar, yet I couldn't place where I knew him from or how. I DID realize that he was from my area... I thought to myself "oooooh Jeffrey you have got to AT LEAST SEE the cock on this guy....and as soon as he ducked into a booth with a gloryhole, I beelined for the adjoining one. "Elvis" is obviously nervous, so I don't push my desires, for fear of scaring him away. Finally he drops his pants, to reveal a pair of old-man boxers and a small to average dick, uncut...my personal favorite plus I am not a size-queen...big or small, I love 'em all. I slip my index finger through the hole several times over the course of several minutes before he responded. I took the uncut in my mouth, and was met with the scent of cologne. this hot man had put a dab of cologne on his pubes...not cool (WHY in the HELL do older guys do this?)...so I worked his willy with my mouth and tongue for quite a while before getting it even semi-hard...at the time, I didn't understand at all...usually in the time it took me to so much as mildly awaken his penis, I would have already had a mouthful of cum, cleaned up, and moved on to the next. I attributed it to nerves. the whole time I was trying to make him hard and squirt, I kept trying to remember where I knew him from. this was terribly distracting when one is trying to enjoy himself, but I could not shake the thoughts. Finally, without allowing me to withdraw his DNA, he pulls out of my mouth, pulls up his pants, adjusts himself, so the creeps in the hall didn't think that (GASP!) he had been having sex.

..."I can remember thinking way back then; "He's hot as hell!"...

At this point I'm frustrated that I did not get his hot protein, I'm irritated that I cannot figure out where I know this guy from, I'm aggravated that I cannot let go of trying to retrieve the memories, and now almost downright mad because he's heading for the door. I had to think fast...I analyze the situation before me and decide to take a major risk. there was nothing human left in the peeps or the theater, so I decided to follow him out and talk to him. I figured worst case scenario, I would get a black eye out of the deal. So I followed him to his truck and struck up an politely blunt conversation. I walked up to his vehicle, and said "aren't you from ****** County?" He was immediately red-faced and I tried to calm his rattled nerves with "Dude I'm not trying to bust you out; like you, I don't need the local busy-bodies knowing I'm here either, so you secret is safe"... at this point he relaxed a bit but began struggling for conversation and spilled out a good portion of his life story, including his former vocation with the PHONE COMPANY. FINALLY! I know where I knew him from. The dots were beginning to connect, now for the next hurdle; the name. I had already exhausted my nerve quota for the day by walking out behind him and striking up a conversation so there was no way I could "just ask" his name. He went on to say he had experienced a heart attack, which answered yet another question; NOW I know WHY I was unable to get him hard! And here I was thinking I was losing my 'touch'...Heart meds + nervousness of the 'peeps'= a limp cock...So again I am analyzing my current situation, and decided to slip him my email address and phone number. I gave him the card, which I am sure was destroyed before he left the parking lot...ahh well at least I tried. And I still didn't get his name...

Mid winter 2010 it was Sunday evening and I was really supposed to be on my way back to Nashvegas, however my hormones had different ideas, so I diverted my route to Nashville via Muldraugh, about 80 miles (Round trip) outta my way...what the hell, ya only live once...I arrived at my destination late enough that the nasty old troll (previously 'storied' in this morning's blog entry) to have left. I pull into the parking lot, scanning all the vehicles to make sure there was no one inside that I didn't like. Parked way in back was a vehicle that I recognize. I am now thinking "It's gonna be a good night..." I drop my $10 in the machine that opens the door and go in. Sure enough, hot "Elvis" is sitting on the couch. there are 5 or 6 guys in the theater. I decide then and there I would not be leaving until I got another taste. I sat down on the couch across the room, facing him. after about 90 minutes of watching him massage his crotch and watching straight porn, he got up and headed to the 'peeps'. I gave him a minute or so and followed. I didn't wanna just get up and obviously chase him. he ducks into a booth without a gloryhole. My heart sank a bit, then i noticed he didn't lock the door. I opened it acrack to see if I would be welcomed. Fortunately I was, so I slipped in, locked the door and covered the peepholes drilled into the wall. I sat down in the chair and began to suck his soft cock. he reminded me of his heart problems and then much to my amazement and joy he let it be known he wanted to be fucked. This is music to a top's ears! He dropped his pants I took mine completely off, but this was awkward. In a 5' by 4' booth, and 2 grown men, one of them being lightly overweight...does not make for good sex. I got inside him; he was mega tight which thrilled me no end. I pumped his hot ass several times, but I was very uncomfortable, and it was clear he was too. we tried a few more times and then gave up. I reminded him that we live in the same area and I was just a phone call away and we could do this ANYtime he wanted. We exited the booth and went back to the theater. Good and not good; Still no protein shake for me dammit...I hung out for a while, Hoping that he would wait until late and the place cleared out so we could get naked in the theater. Late-night in Muldraugh 2 people can have the whole place to themselves, get as naked as they want and do whatever...but he left. I decided that it was not a good idea to follow him out and approach him again since I did that first time. I assume i rattled him badly that first night , and being in this nosy bible-belt town he wants to keep on the down-low and I can respect that. After all...Everyone here has a moral obligation...NO a MORAL IMPERATIVE to know EVERYONE else's business.. So I left for NashVegas myself. That was the last time I've seen him...until today...

..."He wanted to be fucked. This was music to a top's ears!"...

So after a fruitless (No pun intended..)night at Muldraugh, and my hormones raging, today I go out 'cruising' at the only spot available in our area; the spillway. It was positively crawling with tired old men...the kind I would throw rocks at. I stopped and talked to an old friend for a few minutes, until I couldn't stand the cold anymore. I got back in my car, still chatting with my friend when I notice that I am down to one cigarette...YES I smoke...I know it's no longer chic and definitely not P.C. but...I smoke ok? Anyway...I go off to the little country store about a mile from the park. I park the car and go in. and LOW AND BEHOLD there's "Elvis"! I saw his vehicle pull up just after I got out of my car, but didn't make the connection. I walked in grabbed a Mountain Dew, and went to the counter. yet another old friend is working at this little podunk holler store and I was cutting up with her. Threw my head back to laugh and caught sight of him. He looked at me knowingly and scared shitless that I was going to say something to 'Out' him. he had a hot younger guy with him...Long dark hair fairly well built...I couldn't help but wonder if this hot kid is fucking "Elvis" I paid for my stuff and dragged my feet walking out the door and to the car. I still wasn't going to say anything to him, as I know he was about to shit inside. the last thing I would do is out him, when I want to tap that ass again and again and again...The kid came out and walked towards the vehicle, and "Elvis"called him back in for something. I started my car and left. Had I dallied around, it would have looked VERY awkward...one does not want to cause awkward moments if they really want a repeat performance. I Have a fantasy about slipping him into the house on a Sunday morning when no one else is here and fucking his brains out, getting that cock hard and bathing my face in his cum...But alas, I have no way to get in touch with him...so near and yet so far...

Santa has come early...and bearing gifts!!!

Let me tell ya about this old troll that haunts...or USED TO haunt the adult bookstores in KY. The temptation to post links to his profiles on Bear411 and Adam4Adam are almost overwhelming, but, I don't need a lawsuit. He used to live in the same area as I do; however his job in a manufacturing plant here I think has moved him south. When he lived here he absolutely LIVED at the spillway when he wasn’t working. He would sit alone, all night, most every night, occasionally talking to a few people. And TALK was all that was done. He has to be 60 or close to it, very thin, reddish hair, obese, with glasses the thickness of coke-bottle bottoms. He apparently used to be married, although I cannot imagine any human, let alone a female allow marriage. Now, he cut his gay-teeth at the spillway, bypassed by most everyone with any…umm…well by most everyone as he is...shall we say (attempting to be a bit nice here) no one's 'type'. THEN after the wife got a clue and divorced him, he discovered the bookstores. BOY did he discover them!!! He started out fairly regularly, only going occasionally as most of us do. Then it got to the point you could set your watch by him. He used to arrive at the ABS in Muldraugh about 9:PM on Friday night, and not leave until around 7 or 8:PM on Sunday. By the time he would leave, the odor from him was an absolute biohazard. If he is in the bookstore, no one else is going to have any fun at all. He would jump every guy that came in. Many would allow him to give them head just to get him away from them. I personally have NEVER been that desperate… then he graduated to the other bookstores in the state of KY. Same M.O.; go in and stay 2-3 days. Run off all the men... It got so bad of an obsession that he rented a trailer within walking distance of the ABS in Horse Cave, KY. At this point he hooked up with this bleached blonde guy, who would try and give BJ’s for $5 a shot in the bookstores until he got himself banned. The more time he spent in the ABS's, the more pushy and obnoxious he got. The complaints started rolling in and nothing was done. I learned what he drove, and If I were to visit the ABS, I would circle the parking lot FIRST and if I saw his vehicle, I would just pack it in and go home.

Eventually he got barred from Muldraugh. He would go in and turn the volume down on the video player in the theatre and sleep. The manager finally got his fill of it and after a multitude of complaints, not to mention caught doing this by the manager himself. I personally was in the Horse Cave ABS when the manager came back and threw him out. I was told that He had talked his way back in. Management changed at Muldraugh and he got back in there as well. So my occasional ‘visits’ to the ABS’s became very few and far between. Management at Muldraugh started enforcing the '8 hour' rule in an effort to try and stop him from staying all weekend. This didn't work. He would come out pay yet another $10 and go back in. now in a 24 hour period that would be $30, and for 3 days? so roughly $100 for a weekend cock blocking and running off the clientele. It got so bad, I drove through muldraugh on a Saturday night, and there was only one vehicle in the parking lot; HIS. now Saturday nights are usually their busiest night. But not at Muldraugh...the others were SRO that same night, too. Then I got a big wonderful surprise last evening…

Horny as hell, and thinking that the usual cock-blocking troll would be out on Friday night, I went to the adult bookstore in Muldraugh very late last evening. There was one car in the parking lot..and not the troll's... so I went in anyway. When I walked in someone there, and someone very reliable told me the news; not only is the nasty troll banned again, he’s also barred from not only Muldraugh, but Horse cave, Radcliffe, as well as Showboat, Blue Movies and Theatre X in Louisville! I was completely stunned and thrilled! My first question was “What did he do now??” and all I was told was numerous customer complaints. I can only assume it was the same old shit. It doesn’t matter; what DOES matter is he’s finally GONE for GOOD! Merry Christmas to me!

hairycaerus

Watched this hot fucker getting his knob polished on Cam4 this evening....nick there is "hairycaerus"...

This looks like such fun...

Players and How to be Them…

When I was a small child, I was given a small set (ok..2) of books called “Goops and how to be them” and the 2nd was called “Goops and how not to be them”. "Goops" are a series of children's books written about manners and etiquette more than 100 years ago by Gelett Burgess. With my own twisted outlook on things, I was reminded of these books when I decided to write this entry about a player-wannabe...

I have a profile (under the same name) on a website called “Asspig”. I was browsing around when I spotted this reasonably hot dude from Lexington, KY. I sent an email telling him I thought he was hot and this was the email chain copied and pasted straight from 'Asspig' email:

• ME: gotta tell u...ur a nice lookin man
• PLAYER: Thanks! Want to use me sometime? I love being totally dominated included tied in extreme bondage for hours and beaten and abused, degraded to the max, sexually and verbally abused, and fucked bare with no lube, forced to drink piss, spit even snot. Any guys into it can even shit in my face, and you can even take pix or video. I'm the slut who lets men do anything they want. Got a pic of any kind?
• ME: I wanna use you
• PLAYER: I'd love to be used by you. Maybe come to Lex, get a sleezy motel room, have on a mask or hood, I enter, you tie me up good and tight, gag me good, blister my ass, and do anything to me you want, and I never have a clue who you are because you keep the mask or hood on the whole time. I LOVE anonymous sex like that! Be totally fucked and sexually abused and degraded and have no idea who the guy was if I passed him on the street, but he'd know! You can take pix and vid of me too, doing anything, even eating shit if you'd like something that wild! Seriously.
• ME: what up? ur blog needs HELP
• PLAYER: fix it up for me. write or post anything you want about me on it. I'll reward you by letting you fuck my face and ass anyway you want.

..."I am not feeling nose-swatted.
I am not clutching my chest in shame."...

"Seriously." he says...Yeah right…so I send a pic and was told how “honored” he would be to have me use his holes. “Cool!” I think…I also notice that he has a blog on Blogspot as well…I navigate to it and find a bit of a mess. I eventually offer to help him with the site, which over the course of a couple of weeks I tried to clean up this mess of a blog and make it more pleasing to the eye, all the while I'm getting promises of hot sex. He had told me that I "Can't come to my house because my mother had to move in with me. Gotta get a motel or something." Now I kinda understand this because I am in a very similar situation currently, however this shold have been a major red flag for me. But I was thinking with the wrong head. As time wore on He finally tells me he's going to be at his mother's home and i could drive in and we could 'scratch each other's itch'. the day arrives and I call the phone number he has provided ALL over the internet; I get some guy who says his name is "Carter" and I have the wrong number. Now im mildly pissed, but decided to let it go. Not the first time I, or millions of others has been 'played' and will most assuredly not be the last...So I shoot off a pissy email and let it go.

About a week later the Player IM's me via yahoo IM posted on this page. asking me how to do this and how to do that in his blog. I tell him the how-to's and then I ask him if he's read his email. Player tells me "No" and I told him that I had called on the day in question. He says "But you said you were decorating for Christmas!" to which I advised I had put my plans off to fuck his ass and suck his cock. He reads his email and IM's back "so you're pissed at me...I'm sorry for the misunderstanding the number on the photo is wrong blah blah blah...So I tell him "No, I'm not pissed off; I'm just done". I'm sure Mr. Player was disappointed that I didn't get in the car and waste a trip to Lexington... and that was the end of that...until I started cleaning out my emails on 'Asspig' and found the ones above...I re-read them all over again and shot out this email:

Hey I had a re-think on this;
I told you I was not mad, and I wasn't, however I was in 'Asspig' going thru old emails and found one where you OFFERED ur ass and mouth to me anytime I wanted. Now I have taken u up on ur offer, worked my ass off on that blog of urs which you dont owe me for, although it would be nice to get naked and get in a pile...but I call and get someone on the phone named CARTER using the number you gave? you are ALL talk , dude!!! and yeah I think I AM pissed off after all...

I also sent an IM telling the shit-eating freak to change his BLOGGER password. In the process of deleting the jerk from this blog I noticed his precious sex advertisement blog/website is now 'Invitation only' I guess this is to keep me out of it and supposed to hurt me. Sorry dude, I am not feeling rejected or nose-swatted. I am not clutching at my chest in shame. I simply don't care! So I got played the fool. Oh well; Like I said earlier, not the first and not the last, however it IS the last time by this fool...Perhaps I should write a book; "Players and How Not to be One"...

Old Queen Showing off

Late in the afternoon, around 3: PM, the cruise area at Green River begins to see action. It was a hot day this past September, and I drove down to see what was going on. Since losing my job in early July, I had been down most every day and always had a good time. On this particular day, things got a little …umm…different. I drove thru the main spillway area and there was no one there. So I drove down to ramp 1 to see what was going on. There was this car parked strangely across the parking spaces; I drove past to see an old man in business casual dress. He had to be in his mid to late 60's, tall, skinny, hair very obviously dyed blond... Not my type and possibly not ‘cruising’, so I moved on, driving the usual circle. I drove back down to the spillway area then back to the ramp; when I arrived at the ramp the old man’s car door was open. At this point his shirt was gone and I assumed that most everything else was gone too...

So I backed into a parking space placing myself directly in front of him, grabbed my trusty Nikon and begin snapping pix when he wasn't looking. (see above) Then I circled through the area again and came back. Sure enough, the old queen is pretty much buck naked, with the exception of an unbuttoned, out-of-style pink shirt, and masturbating!

Now the reader must understand; this is a public park and there were fishermen everywhere...so the old queen was constantly looking around to see if he was being watched though he sure didn't seem to mind ME watching...Old queen has a sizable peter too...This wasn't the first time I had seen this old queen in the park. This was the 3rd or 4th time he had performed his 'Jack-off' show for me. The first time a guy drove up, parked and walked over and struck up a conversation with me. Old queen immediately slammed his car door and drove away to get dressed....

Eventually, he pulled around, and backed into a parking space properly. This is when the REAL show began. (See photos above) He would swing his legs around and lay back across the console of the car and stroke himself. At one point, Old queen put on a rubber cockring, and I could hear him moaning, as I had the window cracked a bit. Whatever the case may be, old queen puts on a good show. I think I'll ride down and see if he's there....

Cam4 Confusion...

So I'm browsing around in Cam4, and come across this video. I navigate to it, and read the profile pictured on the left. it says, (in case you didn't read it) "Bisexual" and the relationship status is "Committed". Then I looked at the video and made this pic below:

Now, maybe I am a bit confused here. They say they are committed to each other, yet the profile reads "BISEXUAL"...Doesn't that make them GAY and not Bisexual?

This just in from Adam4Adam...

Just received this message in my inbox on Adam4Adam;
Ummmm...simply because I said 'great profile' ??? ummm....no. No recip? ummm...no. Sight unseen? ummm...no.

• ItzAlSex2Me: great profile
• XXXXXX: Thanks for I am in Pikeville it's always my luck the good guys are far away however I do try to follow the PC mens basketball team weather permitting they play Campbellsville on Jan 6th a Thursday if I make it down would love to have at least some oral if you got a place

John Holmes

Rummaging around the internet, I came across this vintage photo of the Legendary John Holmes. Now I have seen him in straight porn millions of times throughout the years YEARS and had no clue he was uncut...I guess he was always hard in the movies and the skin was pulled back, head exposed...I don't know but I DO remember the furor over how big "Johnny Wadd" was. Rumors ranging from 12.5 to 16...I can fully believe 12", although it was reported Here that he measured it himself and was 13.5. I also look back and laugh, because modern porn has men that make John seem 'average'...

Bob Blount; BEAUTIFUL! FLAWLESS!!!

Marilyn Monroe was the most beautiful woman that ever lived. In my opinion this is the most beautiful man. His name was Robert Curtis "Bob" Blount, A.K.A. Lloyd Kasper and he appeared in Playgirl in April of 1979 as the "Man for April". I stumbled upon these pictures a long time ago and lost them, as well as the link I saved in "favorites". I spent the last 2 days looking for them and FINALLY found them.

Besides the obvious 'attraction', those eyes could melt a glacier! Now "PLAYGIRL" centerfolds were all supposed to be "Straight" men...ummm...yeah , right...Bob had began quite the career in gay porn, however at the peak of porn-fame, Bob was killed in a motorcycle accident 06Sep1979, 5 months after his centerfold hit the news stands. What a loss of a beautiful man, and a beautiful uncut dick. Santa, are you taking note here?

Sam J. Jones

In June of 1975, actor Sam Jones, A.K.A. Sam J. Jones appeared in "PLAYGIRL" magazine as the centerfold. and that truly IS one nice, fluffy, big ol' peter...In the day "Flash Gordon" was hot as hell, and major "monkey-spank" material for many of us, ...that is...back in the day...currently he ain't so hot. Time is very cruel to some peeps. Interesting hair color changes for a "straight" man too...