So here we are again. the year has come full circle back to the single day, however this year a whole weekend I assume, to celebrate “Love”. Valentine’s Day. One year ago this coming Monday I was dumped after 4 years. The NEW object of his affections? an obese Bear porn star wanna be. Too lazy to actually work, he relies on his oversized and overused hole to make a living. This was the the first time I was traded down for trash. The last report I got was “Jabba the Hutt” got dumped shortly after moving cross-country (literally), with it’s bestie in tow to be with the “man of his dreams”; the “porn Star” is now broke, his bestie bailed on him, and he’s living off some poor schmuck’s good graces in Jacksonville FL. Sleeping on the schmuck’s couch at that… “I guess you don't exist if you did you would not have done this to me…” was the last email Mr. Man got from “Jabba”.
-Dude!...Ain’t Karma Grand??
Mushy cards, overdone with hearts and flowers geared to make the recipient melt & burst into blissful tears of love and joy, stuffed animals, fresh-cut flowers (Traditionally red Roses), and candy, all the “Lovey-Dovey” bollocks, all the hype that is Valentine’s Day, culminating with the obligatory the sex act (the fortunate will get several repeats of this…). I get it. For those of us stuck in the bowels of reality, February 14th can be a total downer if you’re single or can’t be with your significant other. Not me. Those who actually READ my blog, know that after the incident with “D”, Knows well that I am through with all this. It’s all about lust, baby…I choose not to be down about this wretched holiday. I choose not to feel “left out” or alone because I don’t have a man on my arm. I refuse to be depressed about my life. I refuse to make someone a priority in my life when I'm only an option in theirs ever again. Been there done that. 5 times. I know...cheesey and cliché...
Now you must understand again; I DO believe in all these things; As I said in “Epic Failure”
“I DO believe in Love and male bonding; It just doesn’t happen for guys like me.”
I possess a full understanding of devotion & love versus getting off & my freak ON... It's just that I've been a complete "TOOL" one time too many...I also happen to believe in this quote from "St. Elmo's Fire";
“Love, love, you know what love is? Love is an illusion created by lawyer types like yourself to perpetuate another illusion called marriage to create the reality of divorce and then the illusionary need for divorce lawyers.”
But enough of my rhetoric. I have made peace with the idea I will never find one man to fulfill and satisfy me. For you guys who have been fortunate enough to find your soul mate, I offer this Greeting & Best Wishes...HAPPY VD!!!
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