The Maroon Cavalier

Author’s note: I vaguely remembered these events and searched old blogs to see if I had chronicled it. Alas, I did not, so I am relying on old  Yahoo! Messenger archives between myself and my ex, Prick (Actually its Rick; the “P” is silent…but it fits him…). The first portion transpired in summer of 2006, with the finale in winter of 2009. reading through them brought it all back and it’s an accurate account. I did do some editing to this, removing the internet/texting ‘shorthand’, but for the most part I left it ‘as is’, so if it reads a bit odd, one must remember this was a Yahoo! conversation…Enjoy!

Last summer I was down at the lake...Green River bout 15 miles from my house....where the guys cruise....was late afternoon and no one out except this dude in a old beat up maroon cavalier....it was backed into one the spots at the beach and he was swimming....I circled and since nothing going on I parked in a shady spot and made couple calls....so I was watching this dude swim and only bout half paying attention and noticed when he would do these little 'dives' kind of like a duck would I saw bare ass....so of cuss this drew my attention and so I sat and watched. He did the little ' duck-dive' several more times and then he came out of the water...Tall, lanky kid…I would say early to mid-20’s (at the time); relatively nice looking, sandy blonde hair…He had his swim trunks on and all...so I’m thinking "ok I’m imagining things..." and went back to the phone and radio. He finagles around in his car for a few minutes and back into the water...swam from one end of beach to the other...I thought "ok...fitness type...out to swim for real...". Then he starts doing the little ' duck-dive’ deals yet again and I see bare ass again...this time I hung up the phone & paid total attention and sure enough the trunks were off...WHERE he put them I’ve never figured out...He does this several more times....I really didn’t know whether to talk or leave so I just sat trying to get my camera in my phone to work...which DID but I was too far away (these are the pre-COOLPIX days…). so then he comes out the water again ...dressed...grabs a towel and heads for the woods....there’s a trail there used mostly by fishermen but occasionally a homo hiding to get a nut. As he nears the edge of the woods the trunks slip down to about the knees and clear view of his white ass. Ok so now I’m curious as hell...what IS this kid's deal....so I sit and he comes back out walks back to the beach and back in the water... few more 'duck dives' showing me his ass and then back to the woods....by this time I’m over the little games and I walk back also...kids nowhere to be seen...finally I meet him on the trail and he looks at me with this scared 'dear-in-the-headlights' look on his face. I get a glimpse of his cock this time as he snatched his swim trunks up. mostly just the shaft, but enough to see it was very nice...I spoke and he practically RAN out of there and to his car...got in and left...that was last summer.

..."I spoke and he practically RAN out of there and to his car"...

Last weekend I had nothing to do; you were in NYC and I had no cash to go out this soon after Orlando (Orlando Gay Pride 2006) so I hopped in the car and went to the lake....few people I knew there so I chatted with them and watched the queens parade through....was about to head back to the house and i see this car pull in...was about 11pm and I couldn’t make out much about it...While talking to this guy he was telling me this story about hitting on this tall blonde kid and the kid freaking out...said the dude started yelling “WHATS GOIN ON!?!?!” ect....He said the guy drove a maroon cavalier....and of course the cliché light bulb came on over my head...so I circled through so I could see this new car and low and behold! maroon cavalier!... so people start leaving out ( I live in a one-horse town that folds up about 11:30 at night...even Saturdays...) and I stay...I’m bored so I’m enjoying the warm night and the lake....so I drive thru to the ramp...now the way this is situated there’s a pair of restrooms up on this hill....quite a trek up to it too...and at the foot of this hill is a picnic pavilion and parking...and the maroon cavalier is there, so I drive thru the beach parking lot and pull into the pavilion and stop. I sat there a few....was dark and this kids windows tinted dark so I can’t tell if he’s in it or has walked uphill. So I get out and start the climb...I get there and bathrooms are empty..."ahh well no biggie ill go home and maybe Prick's home by now and I chat a minute and go to bed..." so I come out bathroom and round corner and the dudes coming in...so I hang for a minute or 2 after he goes in and then I go in...he’s occupied a stall but has not dropped trou...so I’m thinking ..since there’s a glory hole there. He’s wanting to suck cock...I stand near the hole for a few and no reaction....oh well maybe I’m not his type....no loss...so I go back outside and hang a few....he finally comes out and starts down the hill....halfway down the shorts drop to his knees and I’m seeing ass....so I’m like "kid...WTF is your GAME???" but I don’t say a word I just follow... I get to the bottom of the hill and start for the car and notice he’s sitting on a picnic table in the pavilion....so I stand next to my car....I cant see much more than a silhouette but I can see the legs of these shorts are pulled up high... so I wait a few and he walks to his car....shows me his dick...opens the car door and pulls off the shorts and gets in.... I don't know about age...I do know he works for a local hardware store though... so he’s in his car and drives off....now I’m thinking ..." ok this is like last summer...I got too close for comfort and he’s running...oh well....I’m going home..."

..."Ok kid I’m bored so imma bite at your bait"...

So I start for home...one more grand circle before I go in for the night...so I start across the dam and there's 2 sets of tail lights in front of me...now I’m not really thinking anything about it so I’m driving along minding my own...til they get to the circle...now they way this is set up you can go completely around the circle and come back the way you came or you can bear left and take a road that goes to the marina....so car #1 starts around the circle and slows way down...car #2 bears off to the left and goes towards the marina...I’m STILL not thinking anything about this....just a drive and home... so I get to the circle and its the cavalier...he starts on the road to the marina and I’m thinking " ok kid I’m bored so imma bite at your bait..." so I follow so he's driving and brake lighting me bout every ¼ mile or so...then he speeds up and I’m thinking..."ok I’m done here either you want me to stop or you want to play a game....and I don’t really do games so..." I slow down to just a leisurely speed....I round the curve and at the intersection to the marina there's the cavalier....I’m like "nope kid...I’m done..." so he proceeds on and I turn...the kid hits his brakes and totally stops....so I do to....he's flashing his brake lights so I back up and continue the "follow the Leader" game...now this road also leads out to the main highway so I follow him all the way to the main road and almost into town...now by this time I’m out of cigarettes and I’m ‘fiending’ for one and becoming VERY tired of this game so I pull off at a convenience store...I didn’t notice the place was closed so I’m going to leave and as I pull around to head on home here comes the kid.....now MANY at the park have tried to talk to this kid and he runs...but I guess he’s found his nuts...he drove up and started talking... sitting there buck naked with his shorts laying in his lap covering his dick...so I say "imma grab some cigs and run back down...u gonna be there?' he says yes....so I hit a store and broke all kind of speed laws going back...he never showed.... I THINK I was supposed to follow him home but ya know, you never know what you could be walking into so I was very wary of that…

OK so I pretty much blew this one. I did see the maroon Cavalier at the lake a couple more times that year. one Saturday night this moron came down to the park with his daughter in the car. Now understanding this is a public park, after dark it's all male and there is no wholesome family fun going on. these men are there for one purpose, so I’m fairly well disgusted that this boy would bring a child to a cruise area. I moved to Nashville in fall of 2007, and lost track of this guy.

Winter of 2009, around Christmas I am thinking, I am on vacation from work and home from Nashville. I decide one evening to journey over to Radcliff . I get inside and the place is it’s usual freak show, although there is an old friend from my casino days. we stand and talk for a while and he leaves. after he's gone in walks this kid…tall, sandy blonde hair wearing a black leather jacket and army camo pants. I don’t really think a lot about it at the time; I was just happy there was someone there that was under the age of 100 and not a complete troll. the kid ducks into a booth with a glory hole and after giving him a few minutes to get settled in, I step into the next one. the kid has his ass to the glory hole, fly open and cock out though I am unable to see. eventually he turns around and he is sporting one of the biggest dicks I have ever seen! It was every bit of 10 inches and a Banana cock…meaning when it got hard it curved down….It came through the gloryhole and I of course serviced it as long as I could. it was about the circumference of a coke can and after about 20 minutes of vigorous fellating, my mouth and jaws got tired and began to get sore. I left the booth, thinking it would be safe as everyone else was in the theatre. Wrong. while I was in the booth enjoying this kid, another guy came in; mid 40’s nice looking, and bee-lined for my booth. “DAMMIT” I think. “ Blew it again!” Maybe not. Mr. Man doesn’t stay in long. I heard him ask the kid if he had to piss; the guy wanted the kid to piss in his mouth. Too much for the kid. I heard the door unlock and the guy came out.

“Did you ever see such a dick in your life?”

"No, man...did you get him off?"

"Nah...I wanted him to piss in my mouth but he wouldn't"

"ahh...Ok... I sucked him for a while until my jaws & mouth got sore…"

..."It was every bit of 10 inches and a Banana cock"...

The kid wasn't into water sports apparently. This worked in my favor… I went back in to play some more. I took as much of his cock in my mouth as I could. unfortunately, my jaws don't unhinge like those of a snake. I wanted his DNA badly but it was literally too painful. Also, by this time its beginning to dawn on me that I knew this kid from somewhere. Unable to put my finger on where I knew him from, I continued to attempt to service him. Jaws sore, mouth sore I finally gave up. I stepped out of the booth and stood in the hallway. not long after that the kid came out. he adjusted his coat and walked down the hall to the door. Hoping he was heading to the bathroom, he opened the exit door and left. As soon as I heard the chime indicating the door leading outside to the parking lot sounded, it hit me; This was the Maroon Cavalier! OMG! I just sucked on the boy from the lake 2 summers ago!!! Holy Shit!!!  That was 2 years ago. I moved back to KY. last July, and had totally forgotten this guy. I think I need something from the hardware store tomorrow…not quite sure what it will be but…I’m sure there’s something I need there….